Pharynx: Oh no. It’s dark and there are two armed creature lurking within.

Pharynx, flicking on the light switch: Whatever will I do?

Thorax, getting a minimum of 8 hours of sleep each night: I am so awake and ready for the day, the sun is beautiful and I’m so happy to be alive!

Pharynx: I’ve had 30 minutes of sleep over the past five days and now I can smell sounds please kill me.

Gallus: I hope the light at the at end of tunnel is a train.

Cozy Glow: I’d snap your neck.

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Pharynx: *is kidnapped by Generic Villan #1*

GV#1: I have him! Try anything, and he gets it!

Thorax: Don’t kill him!

GV#1: I won’t do anything as long as I get was I want-

Thorax: No, not you. Pharynx, do not kill him!

Gv#1: w...what?

Rainbow: Twilight, give me your hairdryer!

Twilight: My what?

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Pharynx: I’d like to apologize to anyone who I haven’t offended yet.

Pharynx: Please be patient, I’ll get to you shortly.

Tempest: All the haters are like “aren’t you wanted by the state?”

Tempest: And it’s like, I’m wanted by loads of people, okay? That’s the price of being bad*ss.

Tempest: Anyways, I did commit a smidge of treason-

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Cozy: *giggles cutely*

Cozy: I’m going to snap!

Luna: hahaha....ha...hahaha...

Celestia:...is this a good laugh or a bad laugh?

Luna: hahaha...AHAHAHAHAhahaha...

Celestia: The longer this goes on, the more I think this is a bad laugh.

Starlight: The school staff doesn’t play favorites!

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Girl: Who would find Thorax cute? I mean, what even is that body type, ahahahaha.

Thorax, smiling: I may be built like a crush cardboard box but at least I don’t legally identity as a piece of plastic.

Spike: What time is it?

Thorax: I don’t know, pass me the saxophone, then I’ll know.

Thorax: *blows into the saxophone really loudly*

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Cozy: I have an idea!

Tirek: No stabbing.

Cozy: I no longer have an idea.

Thorax: How could anyone say Pharynx is evil? He the most precious changeling I’ve ever met!

Pharynx, covered in blood: Yeah, I’m adorable!

Discord: *Falls down the stairs*

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Fancy Pants: *holds door open for Rarity* After you.

Rarity: No, after you.

Fancy Pants: I insist, after you-

Fleur de Lis. *pushing past both of them* After me.

Twilight: This is stupid!

Rainbow: What isn’t at this point?

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Thorax: Wanna play a game?

Fluttershy: Sure, what’s the game.

Thorax: It’s called “Thorax or Steve.” I’ll tell you recent things Pharynx has said, and you have to guess if he said it to me or his pet centipede.

Fluttershy: Okay, shouldn’t be too hard-

Thorax: Number one—“I would die for you.”

Fluttershy:...I stand corrected.

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Rainbow Dash: Don’t buy a car. But a gun! You can get a car with a gun.

Sunset Shimmer: No-

Thorax: A pet rock is pretty fun until you realize it’s essentially immortal and you’ve cursed it to an eternity of watching it’s loved ones die.

Pharynx: Thorax is three in the gODAMN MORNING-

Night Light: Go to your room!

Shining Armor: That’s not fair >:(

Night Light: DO AS I SAY!

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Rainbow: What do you fear the most?

Twilight: Being forgotten. To know that my time is limited in this earth and one day I will be forgotten and all my efforts to better our world will go along with it.

Rainbow: Deep. Mine is the Koolaid Man.

Twilight: In-class essay! Write any topic you want.

Silverstream: Gallus the Griffon, otherwise known as my best friend-

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Kevin: We are having a changeling get together, want to come?

Pharynx: I have no intention on going, but when is it?

Kevin: Saturday.

Pharynx: Hm, yes, I’ll have to check my calendar even though I know I’m completely free that day and then I’ll never get back to you.

Chrysalis: I don’t think I need to tell you how to do your job, do I?

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Twilight: So let me get this straight-

Applejack: More like let me run this bi you.

Rarity: Let’s ace-ess the situation.

Rainbow: I’m gay.

Sweetie: Hi, I lost my friends, can I make an announcement?

Store Owner: Sure.

Sweetie, loudly into the mic: Goodbye you little s**ts.

*under a PG-13 spell*

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Minuette: What do we say when life disappoints us?

Moondancer: Called it.

Minuette: No.

Spike, to Thorax: Are you really an introvert or were you just ignored every time you used to talk and now you just prefer being quiet?

Thorax: *accidentally does something illegal*

Thorax: Hello, yes, I’d like to be arrested.

Starlight: Is banishment really the only option?

Rock Hoof: You’re right! Execution it is!

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Luna: Without the ugly in this world, there would be nothing beautiful.

Celestia: Thank you for your sacrifice.

Rainbow: Wow...this line is as straight as I am.

Zephyr: I’m not sure if I should address that fact that you came out to me or that you just insulted my drawing.

Tempest: What your favorite fruit?

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Spike: If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me up it’s not because I lied, it’s because I failed.

Random A Hole: Do you know who my parents are?!

Pharynx: Why? Are you adopted or something?

Fluttershy: Let me see what you have.

Pharynx: A KNIFE!

Fluttershy: NO!

Fluttershy: We are all just skeletons wearing meat suits.

Rainbow Dash:...what?

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Thorax: What are you writing?

Pharynx: The Instructor wants to know how many weapons I have back in our room. I’m letting them know it’s private information.

Thorax:...but this just says “f**k around and find out” in calligraphy...

Pharynx: Mhm!

Chrysalis: Scared?

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